Kid Funnies - Add Yours!

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I saw this in a recent Parents magazine and thought is too funny not to share.  


My little girl had been telling everyone that she was 2 1/2.  I finally pointed out to her that she was actually closer to her third birthday, so she could say she was 2 3/4.  The next time someone asked her how old she was, she beamed and said with obvious pride, "I'm 2 and three pennies!"

So much for being 2 and three quarters!  

[blissfullymiserable]

One time I was in GW and noticed a mom and her 2.5-3ish year old in. The little girl noticed the kids clothes right away and said "pink clothes!!!"...... "I llllliiiiikkkkkeeeeee pink clothes!!!!". It was so cute

[Pantlandia]

My aunt and her granddaughter (5 years old) were watching Family Feud. The question was "Name one thing you don't talk about on a first date."

Devilynn yells "Your vagizzle!"

Seriously...that girl is hilarious.

[mupcycledcouture]

My 8 year old and I had this conversation just yesterday.

"Mom, can I have some jerky"
"Wow, I just made that jerky yesterday and it is almost gone!"
"Well at least I finally like something you cook".