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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 21:18:22 GMT
I just listed a handbag. Got a message from user ID dave56 asking:
Is this your persomal bag?
Will my head fit into it?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 21:22:58 GMT
Which head? Sorry, maybe I should not have said that.........
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 21:32:07 GMT
Yeah, I'm wondering if he has something else in mind that I'm too old to be sure about.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 21:36:40 GMT
I am old but 20 yrs as a nurse and I no longer am sure of anything. I have seen and heard it all.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 21:38:07 GMT
Weird! Yes, I would block too.
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Post by frakinfashion on Feb 22, 2015 21:58:02 GMT
Blockedity block. Creepy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 23:54:20 GMT
Heads come in a variety of sizes. Such a tricky question.
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Post by chapeaunoir on Feb 23, 2015 0:08:27 GMT
That's such a lame attempt at humour that it's actually funny.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 3:48:12 GMT
I would reply with something like ....possibly, but there's no holes and you won't be able to see anything.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 4:03:35 GMT
Sounds very adolescent or pervy. Either one would be an immediate block.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 4:15:59 GMT
Head still attached to body? Or not?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 5:03:46 GMT
Ask them, "What is your hat size?".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 5:15:24 GMT
Ask them, "What is your hat size?". I'd be asking him what is his cranium size because it sounds like he needs a lobotomy of sorts...  |
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Post by somany on Feb 23, 2015 5:17:00 GMT
I might have to go the pervert route and respond "undoubtedly". JK.
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Post by Dawn R on Feb 23, 2015 10:23:27 GMT
I would have to go with " Since heads come in all sizes, I can not guaranteed that your head will fit. Please refer to a similar bag that fits your head well and compare measurements."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 16:38:47 GMT
Sounds like he is just messing with you...some people have way too much time on their hands. Ridiculous.
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Post by Emerald_Door on Feb 23, 2015 16:55:25 GMT
I would have to go with " Since heads come in all sizes, I can not guaranteed that your head will fit. Please refer to a similar bag that fits your head well and compare measurements." I love this response! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 17:09:14 GMT
Me too! ^ ^ ^ ^
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 17:18:16 GMT
Dear buyer;
The saying goes "It isn't the size so much as how you use it".
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Post by denise15601 on Feb 23, 2015 17:39:41 GMT
Dear buyer,
Yes, and so would your gerbil.
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Post by bettyblackbent on Feb 23, 2015 18:56:24 GMT
"which head, the small one or the big one?"
Or,
"Dear bla bla bla,
I am absolutely sure that whoever told you she can only be intimate with you should you place a bag over your head is either mistaken about your level of unattractiveness or had something softer and less structured in mind.
Please take a good long look in the mirror and if you DO find that the second option is more likely, I suggest you browse the "Eco Bags and Reusable Totes" section of the Handbags listings for something more likely to meet your needs"
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Post by jandsknight on Feb 23, 2015 21:52:33 GMT
Betty, I expect great writing, especially in responses to stupid buyer questions, but I think you set a new standard for yourself in the heads & bags response (2nd) above. I've read it about 6 times and found a new gem to laugh about each time.
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Post by Dawn R on Feb 23, 2015 23:10:35 GMT
OMGosh!!! That is hysterical. I almost chocked on my apple.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 23:50:10 GMT
Another perfect answer. Thanks Betty.
But more importantly, where did you get the donut? |
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