HOW TO Cure Snoring Problems...
May 11, 2015 18:28:43 GMT
Shirley U Geste, jellybeanscloset412, and 1 more like this
Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 18:28:43 GMT
A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and that he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is
amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it
around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly the rest of the night.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and
sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he
walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I
don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God, we took first and
second place."
