val2525
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Post by val2525 on Apr 27, 2023 16:58:58 GMT
There are too many of these out there not to enjoy a few. Try not to injure yourself rolling your eyes, though.
Feel free to add your own!
Review for ceramic cookware set:
The set truly is nonstick and clean up is so easy! The kids fit perfectly on each piece.
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Post by val2525 on Apr 27, 2023 17:38:32 GMT
Review on Ikea for a fake plant already in a pot:
A little difficulty putting together. Serves the purpose very well.
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Post by val2525 on May 25, 2023 16:41:44 GMT
Title of the item listing:
Mainstays 18" Artificial Flower Zinnia Bush, Pink Color
First bullet point in the listing details:
Artificial Flower
Review from idiot buyer:
How stupid!!
Terrible! 2 flowers missing. My bad, I thought I was ordering fresh flowers, since I searched FRESH flowers.
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Post by val2525 on May 27, 2023 14:29:59 GMT
From AMZ, artificial peony bouquets:
Question:Where do these ship from?
Answer:Didn’t notice.
Question:Hi, I’m trying to build 5ft by 10ft flower wall. How much will I need to buy?
Answer:I'm not sure. I purchased the item for centerpieces.
Question:Is the blue in the grey blue the same shade as the spring blue?
Answer:I didn’t order the blue ones. I ordered the pink ones. Sorry I couldn’t help
Question:Are there orange accents on the flower tips of the coffee color? i’m looking for a beige tone flower but don’t care for orange.
Answer:I did not order the coffee color. The flowers I received were awesome. People thought that they were real.
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Post by val2525 on Jun 6, 2023 13:07:28 GMT
Q&A for a wooden plant stand:
Question: What is the height between shelves? Thanks!
Answer: I don’t know the answer because mine fell apart and I already put it out by the curb. Mine was not the one pictured however.
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Post by staytuned on Jun 6, 2023 16:33:52 GMT
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Post by treetop on Jun 6, 2023 16:41:52 GMT
I remember reading these a few years back, they were hysterical. Funnier because my BIL had his own incident with these while driving his family on a vacation and had to stop along the road out in the country. I suspect one of those reviews might be written by him. |
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Post by val2525 on Jun 6, 2023 16:56:18 GMT
OMG the one from the military guy is really hilarious!
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Post by staytuned on Jun 6, 2023 17:03:14 GMT
A friend of mine sent me a bag with a Post-it with, "these are the ones" after telling me about the reviews. I still have the bag (unopened, of course) with the note attached. I wouldn't actually serve them, but do joke with DH not to piss me off because I have a bag and know how to use them.  |
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Post by chapeaunoir on Jun 8, 2023 1:09:43 GMT
The military one was hysterical! Two other favourites:   |
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Post by staytuned on Jun 8, 2023 3:26:51 GMT
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Post by staytuned on Jun 8, 2023 4:03:07 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Jun 14, 2023 17:10:02 GMT
Q&A for an "Artificial Silk Palm Tree"
Q:can this plant grow in the house?
by Patricia
Apr 18, 2019
A: Girl! What part of silk don't you understand? Duh!
by Dee
Jan 17, 2021
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Post by val2525 on Jun 27, 2023 22:52:46 GMT
From the online menu of a nearby restaurant:  Their food is good, but not that good!  |
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Post by val2525 on Jul 3, 2023 17:51:53 GMT
Hilarious review on Chewy for a cat condo:  |
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Post by val2525 on Jul 12, 2023 17:18:43 GMT
Review for a Dash Rapid Egg Cooker: We love our rapid egg cooker. We use it all the time! It's so fast and Convenient! We can poop in out eggs or egg mix and walk away or cook other breakfast items!
Um, I don't think I'll be eating at their house any time soon |
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Post by staytuned on Jul 12, 2023 18:14:54 GMT
A quick read I thought it said "we poop in it" and whoa, gotta back up and re-read.
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Post by val2525 on Jul 20, 2023 19:20:44 GMT
3 star review: I thought I was buying a live plant not plastic. The picture made it look like it was real.Listing title says "artificial". Listing description says "artificial". Product specs say "material: plastic". You can't get much clearer than that |
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Post by Desire on Jul 21, 2023 23:29:16 GMT
Honestly, these people are crazy. Why do they bother to respond when they have nothing to offer with the question at hand? I keep getting notifications of responses to my question coming to my email. No one gave an answer with 8 responses so far. So annoying.
Here are the latest 2 answers to my question on the color of the sheets that just came via email to me.
You received 2 answers to your question on
King Size Flat Sheet - 400...
View product
You asked:
"Colors BEIGE and CREAM look EXACTLY the same. What color is the lighter beige color? Cream is usually off-white, is that so here?"
xxxxxx answered:
"I don't know I got TEAL & it is beautiful !! This is the best sheet I have ever bought >> I was tempted to throw away all my old sheets & order 3 more !!"
xxxxxx answered:
"I cannot answer the question as I have not ordered either color"
What is wrong with these people? Why do they answer if they haven't ordered this item to see for themselves or somehow know the answer? I should have known better than to ask. I thought maybe the manufacturer or seller would answer, but no.
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Post by chapeaunoir on Jul 23, 2023 0:00:41 GMT
It's like the eBay forums when someone asks a question and like 14 people answer it saying the same thing (and they're not crossposting):
"Yep, you do XYZ"
"That's right - when that happened to me I did XYZ"
Yep, that's what I did.
on and on and on.
For some reason some people just HAVE to yabber.
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Post by val2525 on Aug 11, 2023 18:22:06 GMT
No wonder one can't find what one wants easily on Amazon - the item is this, a wrapped canvas wall hanging:  Here's where the seller (or Amazon maybe?) listed it: Home & Kitchen›Kitchen & Dining›Small Appliances›Specialty Appliances›Shaved Ice Machines |
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Post by sunsetpainter on Sept 15, 2023 16:11:18 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Sept 16, 2023 20:42:28 GMT
Review left for package of assorted size Christmas bottlebrush trees:
These were cute and exactly what I hoped for.
Unfortunately, when I received them I remembered that I have cats. Therefore, they became Christmas cat toys and ended up all over the house. 😅
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Post by staytuned on Sept 22, 2023 1:48:20 GMT
1 star review on Walmart.com for Mission Carb Balance Tomato Basil Tortilla Wraps 8ct.
Package drop off, the bag was left on my porch floor . Sitting right next to my puppy , he ate almost all the tortillas .
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Post by val2525 on Sept 22, 2023 20:16:36 GMT
LIke it's Walmart's fault she wasn't paying attention to where her puppy was. *SMH*
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Post by staytuned on Sept 22, 2023 23:13:00 GMT
LIke it's Walmart's fault she wasn't paying attention to where her puppy was. *SMH*
And the tortillas must have been pretty good for the puppy to eat most of them.  |
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Post by val2525 on Oct 4, 2023 19:25:14 GMT
Review on some espresso cream cookies on the World Market website: Yes, this is the type of cookie you hide away and not share with friends or family. You enjoy it on special occasions, like Monday with a cup of coffee, Tuesday after lunch, Wednesday when the kids are playing ball, etc. Just don't forget where you stashed them.Now that's my kind of special occasion list  |
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Post by staytuned on Oct 14, 2023 14:02:34 GMT
5 star review on Walmart:
Great smells!
My son smells so good with all the different smells and the price at Walmart I have found is the most affordable for this product!
Review is for 150 ft. roll of Great Value Aluminum Foil. |
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Post by val2525 on Oct 14, 2023 23:54:39 GMT
Listing title:
Gerson 4-Foot High Battery-Operated Tree Shape Birch Wall Hanging with Timer Feature
Listing also clearly states this is a WALL HANGING. You know, to be HUNG ON THE WALL.
Review left by a buyer:
not at all what I expected
it came in a small box. Shaped like a belt, you had to unroll it and arrange the branches and it is not sturdy to put in a pot for standing. You need to adhere it to the wall with a nail for hanging.
Well duh. Isn't that how one is supposed to hang a WALL HANGING?
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Post by Shirley U Geste on Mar 21, 2024 22:08:19 GMT
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