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Post by val2525 on Jan 29, 2020 4:46:59 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Jan 29, 2020 4:47:26 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Jan 29, 2020 4:47:59 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Jan 29, 2020 4:48:14 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Jan 29, 2020 5:04:39 GMT
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Post by titus730 on Jan 29, 2020 17:56:01 GMT
This made me laugh so hard.
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Post by titus730 on Jan 29, 2020 17:59:26 GMT
val2525, you were on a roll. Thank you for the good laughs!
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Post by val2525 on Feb 10, 2020 4:57:26 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Feb 13, 2020 19:16:53 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Feb 21, 2020 19:34:59 GMT
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Post by sunsetpainter on Feb 25, 2020 17:30:39 GMT
SEVERE WEATHER ALERT:
Residents are being advised to prepare for accumulating snow late Tuesday night into Wednesday. Snowfall is expected to reach 1-12 inches or more, or nothing at all, and should taper off by midday on Wednesday afternoon.
This snowstorm brings the threat of inconvenience for up to twelve hours. Residents should prepare by stocking up on essential staples to last as long as a half a day. It may be difficult to order a pizza due to demand and road conditions, and residents should prepare for at least two meals at home and to hear complaints from neighbors about local pizza delivery.
People should also be prepared for others to ask in 100 different posts how the roads are.
This storm also presents the threat of cabin fever and dealing with family members getting under your skin. Older males may feel compelled to walk over to the window every half hour and mention the blizzard of ‘68 (or any year they choose).
Residents should also consider rushing to the hardware store for a new snow shovel, even though your old one is either just fine or buried under the crap in your garage, despite the fact that most of you never shovel your driveways anyway.
Pets will not want to use the bathroom outdoors and those who are housebreaking puppies adopted for Christmas will regret that decision.
Children will be excited to bundle up and play in the snow for about five minutes and their wet clothes and shoes will remain to dry in the same place until the next snowstorm.
Those who live in subdivisions will have the opportunity on Wednesday morning to complain about the timeliness of plowing and argue about which streets should be cleaned first before the snow melts in the afternoon.
Nobody else but you will know how to drive in this stuff.
The inclement weather will provide an excuse to cancel plans you really wish you hadn’t committed to.
Lazy and/or nervous coworkers will pace about and attempt to leave early on Tuesday.
Please stay tuned to your local news channel for updates.
Go ahead and steal this cuz i know i did 😂😂
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val2525
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Post by val2525 on Mar 22, 2020 3:31:52 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Mar 25, 2020 0:58:47 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Mar 25, 2020 1:01:22 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Mar 28, 2020 0:43:17 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Mar 30, 2020 1:48:47 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 1, 2020 22:47:48 GMT
We just installed Slack a work, an internal messaging system. This cracked me up:
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Post by val2525 on Apr 2, 2020 2:02:01 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 2, 2020 2:02:15 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 6, 2020 1:40:14 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 6, 2020 1:42:35 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 6, 2020 1:43:02 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 7, 2020 1:10:41 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 7, 2020 1:12:00 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 8, 2020 0:12:30 GMT
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Post by val2525 on Apr 9, 2020 3:01:06 GMT
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