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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 5:49:01 GMT
Rose and Sally...
Two 70-year-old women, Rose & Sally had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Sally visited her every day.
One day Sally said, “Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.”
Rose looked up at Sally from her deathbed and said, “Sally, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.”
Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
A few nights later, Sally was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, “Sally, Sally.”
“Who is it?” asked Sally, sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”
“Sally -- it's me, Rose.”
“You're not Rose. Rose just died.”
“I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,” insisted the voice.
“Rose! Where are you?”
“In Heaven.” replied Rose. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”
“Tell me the good news first,” said Sally.
“The good news,” Rose said, “is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.”
“That's fantastic,” said Sally. “It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?”
“You're pitching Tuesday.”
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 5:52:01 GMT
Are You CIA Material?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done - there were 3 finalists..... Two men and
a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I
could never shoot my wife." The agent said, Then you're not the right man
for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes , "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Don't mess around with women.
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